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  • 06 / Nov
    2009

Strange Columns: Of Street Lamps And Bird Baths

Strange Columns on Fourth Street

Strange Columns on Fourth Street



Louisville is no stranger to the weird side of life.  That’s certainly the case with two sets of columns spotted on Fourth Street and Frankfort Avenue.  It seems that Louisville has invented two new orders of architecture that incorporate street light and bird bath inspirations.


The first example seen above is at 640 Fourth Street between Chestnut and Broadway.  Some time ago, the original storefront was removed and a modern one installed set back from the building facade.  Well, something had to hold the building up, and plain steel posts apparently just wouldn’t do.  The solution?  Add a couple decorative street lamp bases and call it a day.  What makes this example glaringly obvious is the presence of a street light with a nearly identical base sitting adjacent to the facade.



Strange Columns on Fourth Street

Strange Columns on Fourth Street


It gets even sillier heading down Frankfort Avenue.  An old Victorian house now features two columns half comprised of bird bath bases.  The photo below shows three columns on the house’s front porch, two of which feature the latest innovation in architectural columnity (calamity?) holding up the front stoop.  All of the columns are replacement columns, and apparently two needed a little extra support.


In classical architecture, the column is a work of art unto itself.  A column is divided into three parts, the base, the shaft, and the capital, each taking into account the proportional system of the structure.  Each of these segments can then be divided into component segments and detailed almost to no end.  While these buildings never were intended to follow the main orders of architecture (think of the intricate columns on City Hall or its annex), the original structures are influenced by classical design principles.  These principles have been largely forgotten or at least watered down today and I would venture few people in the city could point out, design, or even care about true column design.


So what do you think of Louisville’s architectural innovations?  Does it represent the latest trend in weird architecture or does it lack column sense?  Are they examples of fine creativity or a little bit columnsy?


Strange Columns on Frankfort Avenue

Strange Columns on Frankfort Avenue


  • 01 / Sep
    2009

Strange Sighting: Emu On Bardstown Road

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Spotted on the corner of Bardstown Road and Eastern Parkway: an emu?  Or is it perhaps an ostrich?  Either way, what’s up?  Animals, it seems, are nothing new to Louisville’s most well known road.  The painted concrete deer statuary in Deer Park add a touch of whimsy and we thought it was amusing when llamas were loosed on the Highlands, one making it almost to Bardstown Road last July, and then thousands of zombies took over last weekend.


But now it seems more exotic fauna is taking over Louisville.  This time it’s just a wooden cutout, but but is it a sign of things to come?  Anyone know the story behind this large, flightless bird?  Are there other animals prowling around the Highlands as well?


  • 01 / Sep

Emoticon House And A Historic Relative


Emoticon House & Historical Comparison

Emoticon House & Historical Comparison




Back in July, we pointed out Shelby Park’s “Emoticon House” covered in a modern facade that simplified the house into a simple typable shape (“<=|”).  Now we bring you another house built with the same general facade layout in the Original Highlands.  We found the photo in our archives and noticed how both homes feature the same general facade layout: one with its original siding and “gingerbread” detailing, the other covered in vertical aluminum siding.


We’re not suggesting that the Shelby Park house was once identical to the Original Highlands house, but it probably featured many similar details.  Both undoubtedly featured a large first-floor picture window, probably with a stained glass transom and the right-hand tower element above the door clearly once had windows as well.  As for the level of detail the Emoticon House once featured, it’s hard to say without the help of a historical photo.  At any rate, it’s an interesting comparison.


  • 25 / Aug
    2009

Fourth Street Furniture Re-Arranged

Missing artsy bike rack on Fourth Street

Missing artsy bike rack on Fourth Street



One block of Fourth Street between Main and Market Streets is looking a little different.  One piece of street furniture is missing and a new piece was added a little down the street.  Both are quite a mystery to me, but I’m guessing some of you Broken Sidewalkers know the inside story.


First, a curvy wooden art-bike-rack installed in April is nowhere to be seen.  It’s even hard to see the holes in the sidewalk where it was attached to the ground.  The photo above at Main Street shows where it used to be.  Where did it go?


Next, near the corner of Market and Fourth, a new metal placard revealing the scientific secrets of Pangaea and the geologic history of the earth has been mounted on a strangely historic looking pole.  The new sign looks great and I think should be a regular presence across Downtown, but where did it come from?  It’s really well done, but who did it?


Any and all information on the street furniture changes in the comments if you will.




New educational sign explaining geology on Fourth Street

New educational sign explaining geology on Fourth Street

  • 23 / Jul
    2009

Building Stares Blankly On Logan Street


Building on Logan Street sports a blank stare

Building on Logan Street sports a blank stare




This structure on Logan Street seems to be staring off forlornly with a look of blank astonishment.  When I stumbled across it a while ago, I nearly broke out laughing at how a structure that was undoubtedly once a proud house has been reduced to a state of dumb awe.  All done with a few replacement windows and some vertical aluminum siding.


What were they thinking?  For some strange reason, the house is captivating.  Perhaps it’s the complete transformation of a once elegant abode into something completely and utterly offensive to good taste.  Then again, the transformation is so complete that it takes on the quality of some bizarre piece of art.  It seems only appropriate that the car in front is sitting with a completely flat tire.


There’s nothing to report about this house.  The image is enough.  Maybe we could take the opportunity for a quick caption contest.  Prize?  That satisfied sensation of accomplishing something witty.  Post your caption ideas in the comments.

  • 10 / Jul
    2009

Why Did The Llama Cross The Road?

Llamas escape near Newburg Road (Artists interpretation; llamas via Wikimedia Commons)

Llamas escape near Newburg Road (Artist's interpretation; llamas via Wikimedia Commons)



A crisis was averted this morning as three rogue llamas took to the streets to wreak havoc in the neighborhoods along Newburg Road.  Three llamas escaped early this morning from the aptly named Louisville Llama Farm, but are all now back in custody.  According to WLKY, one six-year-old witness announced, “It was so cool.”


“I looked over and there was a llama in the backyard,” proclaimed another witness.  Only two llamas made an eventful escape.  The alleged ring leader was found nibbling shrubbery at a house near Bardstown Road.  The accomplice llama was found near Newburg Road, probably trying to flag down a ride, but  hitch hiking is difficult with cloven feet.


The llamas apparently escaped after some raucous partyers left the gate open.  Read more about the daring getaway at WLKY, WHAS11, and the C-J (hat tip to Fat Lip).  You can also read about the bizarre animal escapees of New York at the NY Times.

  • 07 / Jul
    2009

Flower Power Parking Lot Now Just Dull Grey

Parking lot mural covered with tar

Parking lot mural covered with tar



A small parking lot on Armory Street between Muhammad Ali Boulevard and Liberty Street is now just like any other surface level lot you might find in the city.  But not too long ago, colorful flowers were painted all over the asphalt.


A little over a month ago, the flowers disappeared as the lot was resurfaced and a little bit of Louisville weirdness disappeared.  You can still see a few fading flowers creeping up onto the adjacent Metro Development Center along with weeds growing in the pavement cracks.



Signs of the old flowers on the adjacent building

Signs of the old flowers on the adjacent building

  • 26 / May
    2009

Memorial Day Flags Covering Downtown

Flags in Jefferson Square

Flags in Jefferson Square



The Sustainable City event took of most of the evening tonight, but we leave you with… flags.  You might remember these from last Memorial Day in Jefferson Square, but the scene is always a little surreal.  The flags ended up on the Great Lawn and are now being dispersed across the country.  More on the Great Lawn display here and here.


Click through for more flags.

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